Zebra

My husband and his buddies went to play polo at a friend's field. This friend had a collection of wild animals at his ranch. They had *ahem* too much to drink and thought it would be a fun idea to play polo on zebras. They learned something the hard way: Zebras are mean!  The zebras tried to kill the humans - through biting, charging, kicking, and stamping with their angry hooves. Max and his friends either ran away on their two legs or crawled on all fours under the wire fence just in a nick of time to avoid being trampled on.